The Rock, Paper, Steroids; Lenny’s A Lousy Boss

Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. The Rock, comes clean about past steroid use. Show him all’s forgiven by paying $14 to see “Race To Witch Mountain”!

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Lenny Dykstra - great boss, financial genius, and friend of all races. And if you believe that, there’s a bridge in Brooklyn we’d like to sell you.

• It’s March Madness time! Awkward high-five between old white guys!

• Despite his marvelous on-court skills, Dwyane Wade won’t be schoolin’ anyone in Miami this year.

• New video shows Donte Stallworth taking a sobriety test after last weekend’s car accident that killed a pedestrian.

• Portland Blazer Michael Ruffin’s home is a zoo - literally.

Dwight Howard gets some special visitors during Sunday night’s game - his ex-girlfriend Royce Reed & their bouncing baby boy, Braylon Howard.

• What better way to start off a baseball blog than with stories about MLB players’ hot dogs & wieners?

• WNBA star Candace Parker is proud of her C-cups - and so are we!

Bryce Brown messes with Miami, only to make tracks to Tennessee.