The real reason why Pope John Paul II has bee…

The real reason why Pope John Paul II has been ailing: He’s been traded to the Mormons.

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SPANK SHOT: USA TODAY notes ESPN’s Rick Majerus experienced a revealing (and frightening) Freudian slip during last week’s Kentucky-Tennessee college hoops broadcast.

Majerus said during the game that he wanted to see Ashley Judd, an avowed Kentucky fan, so he wouldn’t "have to watch adult videos back at the hotel."