Michael Irvin is known for his off-the-cuff comments and The Onion runs down some of the Playmaker’s more famous quotes:
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2002: On Terrell Owens: “He reminds me of me. But off the field, he needs to outdo Michael Irvin by having more illicit sex, abusing more cocaine, and nicknaming himself ‘Magical Chocolate Magic.’”
2006: “Tony Romo must have black blood in him because he is fast and athletic… And I must have black blood in me because my mother was black, my father was black, and I myself have the skin tone commonly referred to as ‘black.’”
