The Los Angeles Dodgers Need Lasorda To Hook Them Up With Who Uhs

El DOY-ers chupar (at least when it comes to el Gigantes):

Dodgers Suck

A certain Very Important Person in the Dodgers front office (who continues to somehow, someway get a pass from the local media and team owner Jamie McCourt) needs to make himself useful by …

Tommy Lasorda HOOTERS!

… rounding up some who-ahhhhs at the Hooters Casino in Vegas to help the Boys In Blue loosen up a little (especially Jason “Snare Drum Solo” Schmidt).