The geniuses at have launched a…

The geniuses at have launched an unfortunate feature called "The Celebrity Investor."
First up, our favorite steroid abuser and gambling deadbeat dirtbag Lenny Dykstra.

Dykstra’s column is called "Nails on the Numbers."
What would Dykstra knowing about getting numbers? He’s the same guy that, according to the PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS, once handed $5,000 to a friend and said "get me some chicks."