The Dwyane Wade and Star Jones Crisis: Day 72

(For those of you playing along at home, this is exactly how “Nightline” got started. America Held Hostage and all that. There’s similarities. Don’t judge.)

New Video: Will Brinson of AOL FANHOUSE has the latest video of Dwyane Wade blushing (?) about his new “special friend with unspeakable privileges” on TNT last night as Charles Barkley rides Wade so hard about this that his Five becomes a Six.

Dwyane Wade and Star Jones

New(ish) Photo: The AP has dug up a photo from the Sony Ericsson Open in Key Biscayne, FL, last month. We… uhm, we’re sorry.

Old Tidbit: Did you know that Star Jones used to be an attorney? It’s true. Just ask her. Or stand around her for 45 seconds. She’ll tell you.

Old Tidbit #2: Did you know Dwyane Wade used to play basketball professionally? It’s true. Just ask him. Please. Please remind him he used to play basketball professionally. We miss that guy.

We mock and will continue to mock, but we know the cougar’s growl. We would throw over a supermodel in a moment for a shot at Stockard Channing.

Stockard Channing

Oh yes. We see you there, too. Hey. Hey there.

(What did we say earlier? Don’t judge.)

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