Dolphins Swimsuit Calendar Arrives With A Bang

So we’re starting to get a taste of what the new Stephen Ross/Jimmy Buffett administration is going to look like with the Miami Dolphins, and I can’t say it looks bad. Except for T-Pain arriving in a red hearse, that is. And the choice of venue.

While the Bills and Titans were kicking off the season in the Hall of Fame Game, the Dolphins were taking care of really important business — throwing a party to introduce the new Dolphins Cheerleaders Calendar. That included rapper T-Pain, who arrived in a hearse and then proceeded to unveil a new mix version of the team fight song. Meanwhile, outside, cops got angry and began yelling at his entourage. It’s going to be a fun season!

(More photos following the jump.)

Actually it was on Friday when the Dolphins threw their big bikini shindig, and the location was rather macabre: It was at Casa Casuarina, the former home of designer Gianni Versace, who was murdered outside of the home in 1997.

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

To the dismay of some hard-core fans, T-Pain — a big Dolfan — has been enlisted to do a hip-hop version of the Fins’ fight song. Let’s hope he improves our luck. (Some original lyrics: “Miami has the Dolphins, the greatest football team. We take the ball from goal to goal like no one’s ever seen. We’re in the air, we’re on the ground, we’re always in control. And when you say Miami, you’re talking Super Bowl!”)

OK, then. Anyway, back to the ladies (click on the pics for larger versions):

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders

Miami Dolphins cheerleaders