The CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports the *shocking* ne…

The CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports the *shocking* news: Cuban White Sox pitchers Jose Contreras and Orlando Hernandez "officially don’t exist in their homeland. Newspapers ©

The LONDON TELEGRAPH reports Manchester United has "rejected a takeover plan" from Tampa Bay Bucs Owner Malcolm Glazer.

It’s rather hypocritical of Man U officials to issue such an action. Especially considering that with Glazer’s nappy beard and yellowing teeth, he’d fit right in with the rest of England’s soccer elite.