The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports a 77-year-old &q…

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports a 77-year-old "volunteer physician" at the University of Washington was known to the school’s athletes as "Dr. Feelgood" and "the candyman."

William Scheyer, charged in federal court Tuesday with illegally obtaining prescription drugs, has "admitted prescribing thousands of doses of narcotic painkillers, sedatives and tranquilizers."

Scheyer primarily worked with UW’s women’s softball team, making you wonder if he *prescribed* spectators with similar narcotic painkillers.