Comments on: The Allegedly True Michael Irvin Strip Club Story

By: Pete Gaines

Pete Gaines — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:21:20 +0000

Brotha J, that's awesome.

Irvin definitely knows how to rock the strip club parties…

By: Brotha J

Brotha J — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:34:03 +0000

This story is from May 1996. I was graduating from a University in Atlanta and I had a group of buddies coming down from my hometown for my graduation. If you are familiar with Atlanta, you know that its considered the strip capital of the world for a reason. Clubs are on every corner like a 7-11. Wanting them to get the best strip club experience I could show them, I decided to take them to the Gold Club (pre-tax evasion charges) then to Magic City. When we went to Magic City, it turned out that there was an album release party celebration going on there. We get in there and its a madhouse of sports and music celebrities including Juwan Howard, Rodney Hampton, Jermaine Dupri, and one Michael Irvin. Mr. Irvin was holding center court near the stage and in his hand were fresh from the bank and still with the wrapper band was 5 stacks of 100 dollar bills (I think each stack is $10000). Anyway, you recall Pacman Jones made it rain at a club last year and got into trouble. I'm hear to say he must have gotten that idea from Michael because he proceeded to take one of those stacks and launch it into the air in the middle of his herd of ladies. All I recall was it was like the running of the bulls in Spain. It looked like one of those mating balls of snakes you see on the Discovery channel. All legs and thongs and weave rolling around on the stage and floor. It was amazing. Michael then proceeded to head to the VIP where he and the other sports guys took 15 or 20 of the women with them leaving probably 7 or 10 of the grade C specimens for the rest of the packed house. I still laugh about that to this day.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:51:13 +0000

Awesome story. I met Shaq in the Atlanta airport once. True story. Damnit. Yours wins.

By: Mal

Mal — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:32:26 +0000

? Its a cool story. No its not ground breaking but its a decent use of a few minutes. Good times.

By: Brooks

Brooks — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:10:14 +0000

Jesus H. What a G.

By: Najeh Davenpoop

Najeh Davenpoop — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:26:56 +0000

Great story, but at what point does he take a dump in the stripper's closet?

By: Beer-Run

Beer-Run — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:58:25 +0000

I don't know, usually if there's Mr Irvin and strippers…..cocaine is needs to be somewhere in the story.

By: Bearcat

Bearcat — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:52:18 +0000

Irving had to do blow off a stippers ass… I refuse to believe that did not happen.

By: Rockabye

Rockabye — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:06:53 +0000

Holy. Crap. That is all.