Texas High School Hoops Star Calls in Bomb Threat for Game

After getting suspended from school for fighting, Texas high school basketball player Howard Stirgus was ineligible to play in that night’s game.

So he did what anyone would – he borrowed a friend’s cell phone and called in a bomb threat… and then he did it again and again.

Even Texan authorities can get wise if you give them enough time and soon enough, they found Stirgus with phone in hand and he admitted to the crime.

Howard Stirgus, Dumb ass

Whether he was still trying to get the game canceled when cops arrived is unknown but he shouldn’t have anything to worry about. Larry Bird has already promised the dumbest prospect in America a spot on the Indiana Pacers after he completes a stint in a Texas PMITA prison.