Terry Glenn Likes To Get Naked And Smoke Weed

Wide receiver Terry Glenn hasn’t played in the NFL since 2006 when he was with the Dallas Cowboys before having to miss the 2007 season with a knee injury. He was then cut by the Cowboys before the 2008 season started because of that knee, and sat around hoping somebody would sign him to a deal. They didn’t, which gave Terry a lot of free time.

Terry Glenn

Now you know that old saying, “Idle hands are the devil’s playground?”  That’s a stupid saying - shut up, Grandma. Still, at times it does ring true. For instance, since Terry Glenn has no football season to prepare for he really doesn’t have anything to do. So that gives him a lot of time to just get really drunk at a hotel, smoke some weed, and then roam the halls naked. Because, you know, why not? Too bad other visitors of the hotel have to ruin things and call the cops.

From the DALLAS OBSERVER (via PROFOOTBALLTALK):

According to Irving police, Glenn, the Dallas Cowboys’ leading receiver in 2005 and an integral part of their 2006 playoff team, was arrested at a hotel last week on charges of public intoxication and possession of marijuana. He also had four outstanding traffic warrants issued in Roanoke.

Irving PD spokesman David Tull says officers were summoned to the Extended Stay Deluxe Hotel near Meadow Creek Drive and Highway 114 on a suspicious person call. A source familiar with the incident says Glenn had been seen roaming the hotel’s hallways naked, but Irving PD could not confirm that account.

The arrest happened on January 25th and Glenn posted bond about nine hours laster on January 26th. This is the third time Glenn has been arrested, that we know of anyway, as he was arrested for assaulting the mother of his son back in 2001, and for taking a leak behind a fast-food restaurant dumpster back in 2005.

Now you would think that this latest arrest would probably kill any chance of Glenn returning to the NFL in 2009, but I’m guessing this incident only increases the odds that the Cowboys will come calling by 900%.

12 comments

  1. GravatarFrank
    12:09 pm on February 5th, 2009

    An ex-Cowboy in trouble with the law? Shocking!

  2. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    12:14 pm on February 5th, 2009

    And the Redskins have been such model citizens. Like Chris Cooley showing his junk on his website, Clinton Portis calling out his coaching staff, and Michael Westbrook beating up teammate Stephen Davis at practice.

  3. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    12:16 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Terry's been watching Michael Phelps Olympic highlights again.

  4. GravatarBooga Lou
    12:17 pm on February 5th, 2009

    If Chad Johnson can call himself Chad Ocho Cinco, then Terry Glenn can certainly call himself Buck Naked.

  5. GravatarOrioled
    12:33 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Booga Lou:

    George Costanza would take exception to that.

  6. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    12:45 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Terry Glenn should be getting the reality show, not Michael Irvin or Terrell Owens.

  7. GravatarJohnnie Utah
    1:04 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Pacman Jerry - I HATE both teams, but are you honestly comparing a fight in practise with the Cowboys of the 90's?  Maybe you don't remember Michael Irvin stabbing an OL in the neck with a pair of scissors or snorting coke off of strippers.  The Cowboys are and always will be America's Criminals.

  8. GravatarBaberudy
    3:15 pm on February 5th, 2009

    She'll be OK

  9. GravatarUncle Kracka
    4:15 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Terry's just despondent over the problems Tony & Jessica are going through at the moment.

  10. GravatarEl Freako
    6:29 pm on February 5th, 2009

    He's also an ex-Pat but that doesn't make the story funnier.  The Dallas Cowboys: where receivers go to die…

  11. Gravatarjdogg420
    8:03 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Well he was at The Extended Stay

  12. GravatarSkinsRSilly
    1:43 pm on February 6th, 2009

    Not to mention Nate Newton's 300 lbs of weed, Pacman punching strippers in the face, Leon Lett's coke binges, AND Michael Irvin's enticing combination of hookers and blow…

    HAIL.

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