Terrell Owens’ New Reality TV Show Quite Terrible

• The critics all seem to agree: “The T.O. Show” stinks worse than B.O.

Terrell Owens abs

(All right, we get it, Terrell - you’re proud of your abs. Or wardrobe couldn’t afford any shirts)

• The Tahoe tourney attendee who amused Michael Jordan with a giant inflatable penis tells her side of the story - and sends us a new photo!

• Meanwhile, a Tahoe hotel employee accuses Ben Roethlisberger of sexual assault - but is she the type to really be believed?

• Does Ozzie Guillen hate white players? That would be ironic, since he manages the White Sox.

• After being acquitted of rape charges, ex-NFL kicker Tony Zendejas sues the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department for $2 million.

• Who dare says that Jose Guillen sucks? Jose Guillen does.

• Ex-UFC fighter Kimo Leopoldo expires at the age of 41. Or maybe he doesn’t.

Donald Trump has his golf cart stolen. Shouldn’t his Celebrity Apprentice have been keeping an eye on it?

• Iowa -home to corn, pork … and a cross-state cycling race.

• Coming up next on “L.A. Ink”: Dodgers GM Ned Colletti.