• The critics all seem to agree: “The T.O. Show” stinks worse than B.O.
(All right, we get it, Terrell - you’re proud of your abs. Or wardrobe couldn’t afford any shirts)
• The Tahoe tourney attendee who amused Michael Jordan with a giant inflatable penis tells her side of the story - and sends us a new photo!
• Meanwhile, a Tahoe hotel employee accuses Ben Roethlisberger of sexual assault - but is she the type to really be believed?
• Does Ozzie Guillen hate white players? That would be ironic, since he manages the White Sox.
• After being acquitted of rape charges, ex-NFL kicker Tony Zendejas sues the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department for $2 million.
• Who dare says that Jose Guillen sucks? Jose Guillen does.
• Ex-UFC fighter Kimo Leopoldo expires at the age of 41. Or maybe he doesn’t.
• Donald Trump has his golf cart stolen. Shouldn’t his Celebrity Apprentice have been keeping an eye on it?
• Iowa -home to corn, pork … and a cross-state cycling race.
• Coming up next on “L.A. Ink”: Dodgers GM Ned Colletti.
