Imagine Pete Rose hosting a seminar on how honesty is the best policy.
Imagine Tonya Harding hawking DVDs on late-night TV about winning friends on the way to the top.
Now imagine Terrell Owens authoring a children’s book on, get this … how to share!
The last one is actually true, and Amazon.com is taking pre-orders.
The book is the first in “T.O.’s Time Out Series,” so look for the next couple of titles, “Little T. Grows Up to Be an Ass” and “Little T. Learns That Flying Batteries Hurt.”