SbB HANDY TIP ON ESCHEWING A LESBIAN LOCKSMITH:
Q: Why would anyone want to marry a tennis player? To them, love means nothing.

A: To us, a tennis ball is all we need to open the key to our heart. More specifically, our car door.

Little Miss Blondie here takes about a minute and a half out of our lives to show how to take a simple fuzzy ball, burn a hole in it, put it over the key hole of a car door that has an electronic lock and then really jam it home.

The air pressure apparently creates enough force to blow open the button.

Simple, and now you don’t have to call Martina Navratilova’s tow truck service out when you think you need a locksmith.