• A new study has revealed that hitting golf balls can make you go deaf.

At least Tiger Woods wouldn’t be bothered by photographers anymore.

• Speaking with ESPN’s Chris Mortensen is a privilege, not a right.

• Secret camera captures soccer club employee stealing over 2,000 jerseys for fun & profit.

• It wasn’t a good weekend to be a good basketball team.

• Longhorn fans may like to get liquored up, but their star QB Colt McCoy abstains from alcohol.

• Steroids helped a former American Gladiator grow some embarrassing gazongas.

• Should San Diego State give the ax to its Aztec football program?

• Ana Ivanovic in a bikini. Need we say more?

• And the winner of our catapulted Canuck caption contest is…

BenMR, with this geographical gem: You be the U.S., and I’ll be Canada… right on top of you.

Thanks for playing. A new contest comes flying your way tomorrow.