A.J. Daulerio at DEADSPIN uncovers another wonderful post at UNPROFESSIONAL FOUL. Seems that the CEO of the Zimbabwe Football Association, a woman named Henrietta Rushwaya, has been using the team as her own personal harem for some time now.

Rushwaya, it is reported, forced coach Jose Claudinei Valinhos to release a few players from camp after curfew so that they could pleasure each other. One of those players should be familiar to most UF readers. It seems that Ms. Rushwaya has a special place in her heart (at the very least) for Manchester City striker Benjani.

I’m also happy to report that Rushwaya isn’t just sexing up the players. Read more…

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