Female Team CEO Uses Club as Her Own Harem

A.J. Daulerio at DEADSPIN uncovers another wonderful post at UNPROFESSIONAL FOUL. Seems that the CEO of the Zimbabwe Football Association, a woman named Henrietta Rushwaya, has been using the team as her own personal harem for some time now.

Henrietta Rushwaya had sex with Benjani

Rushwaya, it is reported, forced coach Jose Claudinei Valinhos to release a few players from camp after curfew so that they could pleasure each other. One of those players should be familiar to most UF readers. It seems that Ms. Rushwaya has a special place in her heart (at the very least) for Manchester City striker Benjani.

I’m also happy to report that Rushwaya isn’t just sexing up the players. Read more…

Travis Henry Makes Bail; Dodgers & Clemson Wail

• Suspected cocaine trafficker & ex-NFL RB Travis Henry is out of jail on $400,000 bail. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Travis Henry Broncos

• The Los Angeles Dodgers and Clemson Tigers sure could use a hug.

• It was sink or swim for a Zimbabwe soccer squad. Unfortunately, one of their players drowned.

Morten Andersen wants a chance to kick the record of NFL’s oldest player.

• U-Dub and Wazzu are on pace to finish out their seasons with a finale we’re officially dubbing the Rotten Apple Cup.

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