WNBA’s One-Armed Juggler Will Haunt Your Sleep

We’re not going to extrapolate too much from this in terms of deeming the WNBA a “sideshow” - as we all know, the WNBA is a hugely successful league and this is just one halftime routine - but we were a little unsettled when we saw this pop up on the YOUTUBE just the other day:

That’s Casey Boehmer, if you can’t read the top of the YouTube window or won’t bother watching the whole video on account of uneasiness around people with 1 1/2 arms. Very talented, yes, we give him that. We’re just… we’re just going to go sit in the corner alone for a little while.