Sox Fan Sues NY Fan For Assault, Bluetooth Mic

While it seems like there’s a case every week about a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan engaging in fisticuffs, this one’s special. Because the other incidents were just two blasé drunken parties who couldn’t agree on David Ortiz and Derek Jeter’s level of awesomeness or suckage. But this case … this one has an added dimension that makes eHarmony green with envy. Note the defendant’s get-up:

Yankees fan, with bluetooth headset

(Leave your hands conveniently free so you can use both fists on the tender belly of a rival fan. Operators are standing by!)

Why, yes, that’s a bluetooth cell phone headset. Thanks for noticing.

THE SPRINGFIELD (MA) REPUBLICAN shares the details of the lawsuit, and it’s mildly interesting, as much as your typical Yanks-Sox three-game series normally is. But they really missed the heart of the story, where the provided photos indicate that Yankees lover Shawn Sellick perpetuated the douchebag image by talking with one of those goofy gizmos. Read more…