Fassel Finally Gets New Coaching Gig … In UFL

Well, it finally happened: Former Giants coach Jim Fassel convinced a football team that he deserves another shot at being a head coach. Here’s the catch: That team isn’t in the NFL, and it’s not even in the NCAA, either.

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(Hey, coaching in Vegas can’t be any more awkward than his ESPN spots.)

According to the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL, the former Super Bowl runner-up agreed to become the head coach of Las Vegas’ entry into the UFL, the new upstart professional league that is designed to rival the NFL. The UFL is slated to start operations next fall, and while league sources wouldn’t confirm Fassel was on board, UFL Commissioner Michael Huyghue wouldn’t deny it, either, and quickly added that there were, “upcoming announcements about the league.”

Sounds ominous, doesn’t it? And by “ominous,” we mean “desperate”  on the part of Fassel. How is it that a man who, by all accounts, was one whisker away from becoming head coach of the Redskins last winter falls all the way back to taking a job in a start-up league? And what kind of a career move is a UFL head job, anyway? Do we have any idea whether this league is even going to be solvent for a single season? Last time we checked, the XFL actually played a couple games, emphasis on “couple”. The UFL hasn’t played a single matchup yet, has yet to hold a draft or officially announce stadiums where teams are playing, and its opening weekend is a mere eight months away! Heck, they don’t even know all the cities that are going to be involved. It’s a total mess.

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“Kraft Family Israel Football League.” How Catchy!

Hold on tight, everyone. That wacky and wild Kraft family, previously seen in such dynasties as “The New England Patriots”, have decided to take their hilarious exploits across the ocean and back to the Motherland. That’s right, folks. The Kraft family is heading to Israel! Who knows what mischief awaits?

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The Kraft family, seemingly not satisfied with building one of the great NFL franchises of all time, have signed a deal with the Israel Football League, a “tackle league” based in Jerusalem that’s currently in its second season. That’s one more than Vince McMahon’s foolish XFL! The deal will make the family the sponsors of the league, meaning the name will be changed to the Kraft Family IFL, which is kind of awkward.

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