Einstein Leaves World Series Ring In Bathroom

Attention, those of you who just so happened to be using the men’s restroom in the Phillies’ Citizens Bank Park yesterday: if you happened to find an actual World Series Ring, it’s not yours. Please return the $15,000-valued ring at once, in the name of doing the right thpfffffhahaha, sorry, I couldn’t finish that sentiment without laughing.

World Series ring
(Into the toilet with you!)

That may have been what happened at the park yesterday, as police confirmed that the owner of one of the championship rings left it in a stall during a game; when he returned, the ring was gone. Whoops.

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