Free At Last: A-Rod’s Divorce Deal Finally Settled
• Attention, ladies! (And Derek Jeter & Madonna!) The legal wrangling has been put to rest, and A-Rod is now a free man!
(“Toodle-oo, Toots!”)
• The NBA fines Michael Beasley $50,000 for his role in the Mario Chalmers -Darrell Arthur marijuana mess. Boy, he must feel like some a dope.
• A large 800-pound animal was seen roaming the streets of New York City, and that’s no bull. (Well, actually it is.)
• We flush out video of George Brett sharing some bowel problem stories with spring trainees.






