Bode Miller Putting Winery On His Farm. Well, Duh

As we all well know, a full 80% of SbB’s readership are dope boys and crack pushers [The previous statement is obviously false. The author went through a “rap phase” when he was 18 and every now and then, this type of stuff comes out. Our apologies.–ed], and as all pushers know, the NUMBER ONE RULE of dealing drugs is you don’t get high on your own supply. Everyone knows that.

Bode Miller with his wine
(Wine, fennel salt, and Megadeth. Sounds like all the ingredients for a helluva Tuesday.)

We get the feeling, though, that Bode Miller doesn’t have that discipline in mind. No, he’s not selling cocaine or anything like that, but considering his reputation as Mr. Party Boy (no, not him), his latest plans to start a winery seem a little transparent.

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NFL Tells Woodson To Cool It With The Wine Talk

Green Bay Packers cornerback Charles Woodson is apparently a full-on oenophile, and started his own wine label “TwentyFour” while with the Oakland Raiders. The NFL, apparently, doesn’t want him taking too large a profile in selling the fruits of his company’s labor.

Charles Woodson wine

The DETROIT FREE PRESS covered its release and tasting at an area steakhouse, but Woodson had to leave all the talking to his cellar master last night.

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Lasorda Lesbian Porn-Fine Wine Pairing Gives Smooth Finish

LESBIAN PORN-LASORDA WINE PAIRING = A CRISP FINISH: Tommy Lasorda is a very busy guy these days. He has a new book out (no, not THAT BOOK), and now has his own line of table wines.

Lasorda Wine

To make it easy for all of use, you can buy a bottle of Tommy’s vino straight off the internet for a mere $500. With Lasorda a noted purveyor of lesbian porn, we want to personally thank Skip for the groundbreaking convenience of his hand selected fine wine-lesbian internet porn pairing.

Tommy Lasorda HOOTERS!

Talk about a crisp, satisfying finish!