Brooks can’t decide on dinner tonight - A Hardee’s Thickburger, or a bag of Flame-Broiled Burger King potato chips?

• You know why Marcus Vick is such a bust? He gets caught by bike cops.

• A Texas high school football coach takes a gamble on pawning his players’ equipment.

• $60 will get you a leg up on joining the Memphis Grizzlies dance team.

• Is Dallas Cowboy Ken Hamlin trying to corral some sex online?

• A St. Louis Cardinals draft pick gets called up - for combat duty.

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It’s difficult to decide what’s the hardest to believe from Thursday night:

• Kobe Bryant had no baskets in the first 2 quarters.

• The Lakers still managed to be up by 18 at the half.

• The Celtics went on to win the game anyway.

(We must protect this Eddie House!)

After building a 21-point 1st quarter lead - the biggest in NBA Finals history - it certainly appeared that the Lake Show was back in business, brutally beating Boston & well on their way to setting this series even.

Bu what looked to be a Game 4 blowout soon evolved into a classic choke performance worthy of the finest oral actresses this side of the San Fernando Valley. Read more…

• THE ANGRY T won’t be faulted for serving up these Aussie Open hotties.

• Staying Down Under, BUSTED COVERAGE discovers Maria Sharapova’s dad is the Unabomber.

• SPORTS MEDIA JOURNAL looks at how the local newsies in the Big Apple and Beantown are psyching up for the Big Game.

• Speaking of, WITH LEATHER knows it’s just not the Super Bowl without Carlos Mencia.

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC needs your vote in deciding the greatest sports liar: Pete Rose or Barry Bonds?

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