Mark Cuban’s Brother Is Making the World Safer
Sometimes, when we’re puttering around the garage, taking out the trash, or defending our nation against nebulous terrorist threats, we wish there was a clear voice in the cacophony to give us strong advice on underserved topics, like “If you falsely accuse a lover of rape, your husband had better not kill him!” or “Is there a constitutional right to an orgy?”
(All kidding aside, we love this shirt; not just anyone will go pastel with their logo)
Or maybe that person could tell us “Why Athletes Go Broke” and then go on Fox News and get mentioned by the FREAKONOMICS blog unironically. Thankfully, the Internet (of all places) has given the clarion call of Mr. Cuban a home.
What? No, not Mark Cuban… his brother, Brian. Close enough, though, right?
