Obama Promises To Bring Hoops To White House
Call the moving vans - So long, Sean Sutton; Hello, Tom Crean!
• Barack Obama promises to bring a basketball court to the White House.
Makes sense, since the bowling alley will be of no use.
• One would-be robber learns not to mess with Norwegian bingo players.
• Speedo swimsuits may be giving its Olympic wearers an unfair advantage.
• The Lopez Twins are saying sayonara to Stanford for the greener pastures of the NBA.






