Coach Arrested For Playing A Little Pocket Tennis

It’s the story you’ve heard so many times before: Youth tennis coach gets arrested for pleasuring himself in the parking lot of a sexual health clinic while watching a group of 14-year-old girls at a nearby bus stop, and then driving past them slowly about eight times. Bonus fact: Apparently he’s a New York Giants fan.

Mark Pain

Mark Pain, the head coach at the Reading (UK) Tennis Club, has quit his job and is due to be sentenced in Reading Magistrates’ Court for the incident. He was caught when one of the girls typed his license information into her cell phone and then rushed home to tell her parents. Quote from prosecuting attorney: “He (Pain) said he had been playing tennis at Reading University and suggested he started feeling himself a little.” Read more…