Obama Bobblehead Threat Thwarted By Customs

It’s always been clear to me that when the terrorists next attack us here, it will be with bobblehead dolls. U.S. Customs shares my concerns, and have quarantined several boxes of Barack Obama bobbleheads that were headed to a West Virginia Single-A baseball team for a Saturday promotion.

Obama bobblehead

The bobbleheads, which have been sitting in a U.S. Customs Border Protection warehouse since May 20, were to be given away as part of the West Virgina Power’s “fitness and healthy lifestyles day,” a title that is a rather jarring anomaly in itself, if I may say so. In West Virginia I’d expect something like a “corn dog and mullet day”.

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