Teach Your Child How to Shake Her Wii Pom-Poms
Overbearing mothers of young girls, your dreams have come true. Someone finally got around to inventing a device that will brutally drill the lovable product of your loins in Popularity 101 before they reach high school so you can concentrate on more pressing tasks, like living vicariously through your li’l darlin’ or joining a few more clubs to mask the walls of your familial prison.
Welcome to We Cheer! for Wii. (Seewhattheydidthere?) Boys train to be football stars on Madden; girls train to tell the boys how awesome they are while in short skirts. Thanks, Nintendo! We look forward to the We Cheer Girl to join the Wii Fit Girl in infamy by Christmas.
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