High prices, long lines and potential for contracting a staph infection are already on the list of reasons why you hate water parks. Now, thanks to Odell Thurman, you can add “fear of having jaw broken by a former Cincinnati Bengal” to that list.

The SANDUSKY REGISTER reports, “On May 27, Thurman was involved in an altercation at Kalahari Waterpark Resort where he punched another man in the face, breaking his jaw, said Erie County Sheriff’s office Det. Bob Lippert.” The report adds, “‘They were both just guests at the resort,’ Lippert said, adding that the argument was over a place in line.” Read more…