Wade Phillips: Obese, Not All That Funny
Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips, the quiet servile fat guy carrying out Double J, Jerry Jones’ bidding, pulled a fast one on NFL NETWORK’s Adam Schefter regarding the team’s attempts to acquire troubled corner Adam “Pacman” Jones.
“Cowboys coach Wade Phillips walked over to this reporter in the hotel on Tuesday night to inform him that the trade for Adam “Pacman” Jones was complete.
As this reporter began probing for trade details, Phillips burst into a huge smile and announced, “April Fools!”
