#13 MIGHT STICK TO WHAT HE DOES BEST - HOT DOG EATING: The NEW YORK POST notes today that Dan Marino was in New York last night “celebrating the launch of his new vodka, Americana, at Maria Pia on West 51st.”
It’s an ill-fated move by #13, as he’s apparently unaware that Dolphins fans have been elbow-deep in Smirnoff for some time now.
MARTINI GROOVE is high (kinda) on Marino’s vodka: “It’s produced and bottled at the nation’s oldest family distiller (doesn’t say who), has a slow charcoal filter for carbon filtration (doesn’t say how many times), and uses grains harvested from America, The Beautiful (doesn’t say what type of grains). It also doesn’t say where it’s going to launch, when it will launch, or how much it will cost.“We think Marino should go back to doing what he does best: Running restaurants in Hooters casinos …
… and eating hot dogs: