NHL’s Site Has Bikini Girls Hanging Out On Yacht

In the ever-changing world of decency, the people who brought you the absolutely riveting “Making of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Calendar” TV special bring you this, via hockey blog THE POWER PLAY: A bunch of Dallas Stars ice girls on a yacht, for no apparent reason except, of course, that they look really, really, really good in bikinis.

Dallas Stars Ice Girls on Yacht

(Girls with less coverage than a Stars-Preds telecast on Versus)

That, friends, is more than enough reason for us. You should have been sold on the headline alone. It’s a pretty ridiculous piece of psuedo-lingerie propaganda, and we say propaganda with good reason: It’s on both the official NHL site and the Stars site itself, where each team member has her own individual video (not to mention the “team-building outing to Chipotle”). Oh but wait: There’s more! Scintillating quotes! (and be sure to click through … there’s video after the jump)

From ice girl Phoenix (yes, that’s really her name): “This year there’s more girls, there’s more to do and I think the fans are going to go nuts.”

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Minny’s McKinnie Might Have Problem W/Authority

One of the key figures in the Minnesota Vikings’ raucous high seas adventure two years ago, Bryant McKinnie, finds himself once again (allegedly) outside the law after his possible role in a street melee in Miami last weekend.

Bryant McKinnie and friends

(Bigger boob: Toccara’s or indoor sunglasses?)

The MIAMI HERALD reports the former Miami Hurricane is accused of starting some ish with a bouncer at a Miami nightclub after initially getting ejected from the premise. And when we say ish, we mean the whacking-you-over-the-head-with-a-metal-pole kinda. Read more…