New Audio System To Kick NASCAR Fans’ Butts

I’m not exactly an auto racing enthusiast, but I’ve been to a few races and the one thing they all had in common was that they were unbelievably loud.

NASCAR fans

(Yeah, but will you be able to “feel” these people next to you?)

That’s one of the reasons I stopped going, but for most race fans ear-splitting noise = awesome. Enter a company called Guitammer, which promises to build you a home audio system that will help you “feel the speed” of a NASCAR race as you watch it. Of course, it’s not a real racing experience unless they also help you feel that loose tire careening over the wall into your seat.

Prepare to have your butt kicked. Literally. Read more…

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Chris Evert Greg Norman wedding

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