• Valeria Mazza - from SI’s swimsuit issue to the South American slammer.

• Ah, cheerleaders. When they’re not streaking through Canadian high school football games, they’re drawing penises & swastikas on unsuspecting slumberers.

• Speaking of pom-pom practicioners, the Eagles’ gals are just too hot for Pittsburgh columnists.

• Making threats against the President-elect is not a good way to secure your spot on the Texas Longhorns roster. Conversely, a Texas A&M player would bravely take an egg for Obama.

• Looking for a romantic getaway? Why not try the bathroom stalls at Ralph Wilson Stadium? Read more…