Good: You play for Barca, which off to a fast 6-1 start in Spain’s top soccer division:

Better: You’re a national hero in Italy, having played a key role in its World Cup triumph last summer:

Best: You’ll never need a life vest, thanks to your wife’s (Valentina Liguori) *inflatables*:

SbBer Ken tips us off to another photo gallery of goodies, (ads NSFW) featuring the wife of Italian soccer player Zambrotta, Valentina Liguori:

TOOL’S BOX: This week’s soccer wives gallery is brought to you by SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.

It’s an extremely anemic effort, featuring a measly ten photos and somehow including this.

The SI traffic-grab-attempt also failed to feature the hottest soccer spouse on the planet:

Valentina Ligouri (wife of Italia’s Zambrotta).