Sorry Folks, Yankee Stadium Urinals Not For Sale

They’re auctioning off a bunch of stuff from old Yankee Stadium, and you’re invited. The most requested memorabilia? You guessed it: The urinals. And it’s no surprise: Nothing says Fancy Dinner Party like an old urinal from Yankee Stadium in your guest bathroom.

Yankee Stadium urinals

But in a classic case of bait and switch, the Yankees are now saying that, sadly, their urinals are not for sale. When they were making plans to tear down the stadium, they had indicated that they would be. Disappointing. In addition to the sentimental value, they could help science: Think of all the worldwide pandemics that must have begun in Yankee Stadium restrooms. One of those urinals is quite possibly the original source of the swine flu. Read more…