7-Year-Old Fan Skillfully Picks Up Erin Andrews

When someone successfully navigates the tricky terrain that is macking on Erin Andrews, we feel the need to bring you the news. It is the SbB mission statement after all. So when we stumbled upon the following video, we knew we needed to broadcast it to the masses. Apparently, the only thing you have to do in order to lure Ms. Andrews into a conversation is be 7 years old. Oh, and get sandwiched by an enormous wide receiver.

Garrett Monroe Erin Andrews

(It doesn’t hurt to wear partial blackface, either)

From THE POOP comes the story of the young Garrett Monroe, a Cincinnati Bearcats superfan who was in the front row watching his team upset 23rd-ranked South Florida last night. Things were going great until the 2nd quarter, when he lost a little bit of his previous innocence.

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Unranked Ole Miss: “See You Later, Alligators!”

Guess you can go ahead and dub this “The Upset Special Week” in the world of collegiate pigskin. Following last Thursday’s stunning upset of the top-ranked and “33rd NFL team” USC by the vicious Beavers of Oregon State, another top 5 team got themselves knocked off by a gritty unranked team. Say goodnight, Florida Gators. Ole Miss just took your lunch money.

Ole Miss runs past Florida

(Jevan Snead dices up the Gator defense)

Yet, how did this come to pass?

Maybe the team got pumped because they were going for their 600th win in school history. Or perhaps they were enthused after seeing the two presidential candidates have a hearty debate at their own school the night before. Or maybe they all just got extra-angry once they heard the KKK was sullying up their campus.

Whatever the case, there was an extra something special in the air that let defensive lineman Kentrell Lockett jump over the hoarding mass of the Gator offensive line and block an extra point that would prove to be the game-winner.

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