Missing Alabama FB Games Will Not Be Tolerated

Workers of the world, unite! Roll Tide! All comrades Alabama students rejoice in the streets of Communist Leningrad Tuscaloosa, as the Red Army Crimson Tide is enjoying great success at home and abroad! But the Stalin Saban regime cannot succeed without the full support of a grateful nation! Are you loyal… or a traitorous deserter?!

Nick Saban propaganda

You see, for all the success and rabid fan support as Alabama enjoys, apparently their student section has been less than perfect, and that just WILL … NOT … DO. It’s to the point where missing three games could result in banishment. We’re not kidding (very much). THE CRIMSON WHITE explains what dire consequences await the owners of unused tickets: Read more…