If a West Virginia football fan wanted to really drive Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez insane, they’d inflict the ultimate torture upon him: laryngitis. If Rodriguez couldn’t make ill-timed and thoughtless statements, he might curl up into a ball and weep uncontrollably. Of course, since his mouthiness is our gold mine, we might do the same. Please resist the urge, WVU fans.

We thought we were done with R-Rod’s inability to understand his surroundings yesterday, but he’s the gift that keeps on giving (unless that giving involves a buyout clause). We now discover the last words between West Virginia University President Mike Garrison and Rodriguez.

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