David Beckham Signs Underwear Deal With Armani

BECKS JOINS ARMANI, BESTS BRADY IN UNDERWEAR WARS: Tom Brady can have his Calvin Klein underwear contract. David Beckham just scored with Armani:

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ACE SHOWBIZ pulls up news of the soccer star signing a deal to sport the suave skivvies. Becks has been in good standing with the Italian fashionistas since the company provided uniforms for the 2002 England World Cup team.

Photo ads featuring Beckham in briefs are expected to hit magazines in January - a perfect cure for Grandma’s (and you gay uncle’s) post-holiday depression.

But Tommy may one-up Davey yet again. Jennifer Anniston wants the Pats QB…to help sell her beverage:

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CELEBRITY MOUND gulps down news that the ex-”Friends” star wants to put Brady’s mug on bottles of SmartWater. Anniston herself recently posed for the drink’s new ad campaign.

Why is Jenny so concerned about tapping Tom? She also happens to be an investor in the thirst-quencher.

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Will this mean Beckham’s chiseled good looks will soon grace gallons of Sparkletts?

Tom Brady Calvin Klein Underwear Model Photos A Possibilty

WATCHING (TOM) BRADY’S BUNCH IS CLOSER TO REALITY: The BOSTON GLOBE reports news today that certainly has the gay blogs women of the world flush with excitement: Tom Brady as a possible underwear model for Calvin Klein.

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Excerpt: “In Touch Weekly is reporting that the Pats quarterback is being wooed to become the next celebrity model for - wait for it - Calvin Klein underwear. The mag says the football star’s been offered more than $1 million. … his supermodel sweetheart, former Victoria’s Secret gal Gisele Bundchen, supports the idea.“We’re guessing Brady’s legions of admirers also like the idea, but would prefer an athletic supporter.