We knew that Bill Belichick had a personal philosophy to rely on youth in certain positions, but we hadn’t realized this had extended into an organizational philosophy as well. Therefore, we thank BUSTED COVERAGE for letting us know about the New England Patriots’ newest cheerleader, who still had a few weeks of high school eligibility before going pro.

(Attention, Mister Belichick! Please report to the office upon entering school grounds)

While BUSTED COVERAGE still hunts for a picture of the young phenom (what, not an anonymous Facebook yet?), we press forward to an interview with her where she lets us know that “… If you have jealous boyfriends or dads, you need to have a sit-down talk with them to explain about your job that there are some things they may not like.”

(New England Patriots calendar photo shoot: essential to any 3-4 defense)

We’re not sure what you mean, Rebecca Lewis (not pictured, by the way). It all seems wholesome and… well, cheerful. Or, at least it did until we read your entire interview. We’re pretty sure Delilah would be approached with less paranoia than a Patriots cheerleader.

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