Perhaps inspired by his lady love Jessica Simpson (who obviously was re-inspired by him for her next album), Tony Romo took his windpipe to the Windy City to try and wow the denizens of Wrigley Field (try being the operative word).

The Cowboys QB was invited to sing during the seventh-inning stretch of Sunday’s Cubs game. And as Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE belts out, he wasn’t a welcomed sight (with video after the jump).

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• WITH LEATHER spots David & Victoria at the Met’s Costume Gala, and Vicky looks like she’s ready to bend it (over) like Beckham to throw up.

• The HONOLULU ADVERTISER reminds us that today’s the day Michelle Wie gets back on par with her pro golf career.

• But Tony Romo won’t be joining her on the links, as the DALLAS MORNING NEWS reports that the Cowboys QB missed the U.S. Open cut.

• Worse yet for Tony, DEADSPIN follows up that HBO & NFL Films don’t want Jessica Simpson showing up in any episodes of “Hard Knocks“.

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• 710 ESPN’s DAVE DAMESHEK SHOW sings the praises of their favorite Los Angeles professional basketball team with some Lakers song parodies.

Yes, Phil, all your favorites - from Sasha Vujacic to Ira Newble.

• SHUTDOWN CORNER sings out word that Jessica Simpson is finally lashing back at those “ludicrous” Cowboys fans who blame her for Tony Romo’s poor performances.

• THE 700 LEVEL learns that the Phillie Phanatic sure knows how to charm the ladies - even in Diamondbacks country.

• DEADSPIN dines on the latest delicacy to satisfy those chomping down at the Kentucky Derby - the booze sandwich.

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As a general rule, anyone that wears one of those pinkified replica jerseys should be considered sportsfana non grata. And doubly so if that person happens to hex your favorite team.

And if that person pens a song about your quarterback? You can forget about winning a Super Bowl as long as she’s alive. Yes, Jessica Simpson is writing a song about her “future husband” Tony Romo.

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• Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS notes what the biggest reaction was to the finalization of the Pacman-To-Cowboys trade: “Patrons of Dallas strip clubs were spotted running for the exits.”

• The SOUTH FLORIDA SUN SENTINEL checks in to see how well the Orange Bowl demolition is going.

• Taking a cue from the K.C. Royals, EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY makes a date with the Oregon Ducks’ O-Line and their new calendar.

• Comedian Chris Elliott laces up with the New York Rangers. Man, we sure miss “Get A Life“.

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• Erin Andrews will be lending her talents to the National Spelling Bee.

As if the young male competitors weren’t nervous enough already.

• When it comes to celebrity couples chowing down, Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson really take the cake.

• The Milwaukee Brewers take a back seat to no one - especially an airline passenger seat.

• But those stranded travelers can always take a ride on Air Tranica.

• An NFL writer claims that ex-Michigan coach Lloyd Carr is “sick”, and not in a phat, dope kind of way.

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A.J. Daulerio of DEADSPIN has our favorite photo(s) of the day, featuring Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson at