Tony Parker was recently cruelly accused of treachery in matters of love. A Web site to be named later claimed Parker met a “model” named Alexandra Paressant at his wedding to Eva Longoria and later arranged an elaborate affair with her. Of course, anyone that’s seen Parker’s assist-to-TO ratio knows he can’t run anything that complex.

(What? Innocent??)

Unfortunately, this much has been proven to be true: he actually did marry Eva Longoria. There’s court documents and everything. You’d think we would have heard something about this by now, right?

However, the Web site in question has admitted they were duped. They issued a formal apology to (as this article puts it) “Longoria’s husband” (snicker) for the story and claim the “model” fooled them. Their due diligence probably involved double-checking the spelling of her name and verifying she had nude pictures of herself for the front page. Read more…

The great debate continues today. Not whether Kelly Tilghman should address the Tiger Woods lynching thing on-air later today (3pm ET, Golf Channel), but if Eva Longoria got the word “Nine” or “June” tattoed on the back of her neck.

Looks like Nine to us:

We’re assuming this is why she did it:

How much would you now love to see Parker pull a Kobe and goto double-digits? Wonder what number TP would pick. Perhaps Eva’s age: 32.

Now that his wife is on writer’s strike hiatus, Tony Parker wants to hear the pitter-patter of little feet on his own personal court.

IRELAND ONLINE reports that Eva Longoria is getting the full-court press from her husband to start having kids. Parker is Desperate to have offspring able to cheer for him from the stands.

Eva admits, “Tony wants his children to be able to see him play….and I’d like lots of little TP juniors.”

And you can’t blame Tony for wanting to fulfill his marital duties. He’s already had to endure his own sex hiatus with his beloved - twice.

KOBE NOW SAYS HE’S HAPPY STAYING WITH THE LAKERS: Kobe Bryant’s a happy guy these days - if you were to believe what he told ESPN:

The Worldwide Leader writes that the Lakers superstar seems satisfied about staying at Staples Center. At least for now.”I’m happy to be here,” Bryant beamed after Wednesday’s practice. “When you get here in your element and you’re around your teammates and just having a good time with them and thinking about them and not about the business of the game, that’s when it becomes fun.”

And the fun continued for the Lake Show Thursday night, when they brought down the curtain on San Antonio. It was the 4th win in a row for L.A., and the 2nd loss in a row for the Spurs - the first time such a streak happened this season.However, Kobe’s smile may be a nervous smirk. Even though the Spurs were without stars Tim Duncan and Tony Parker, the Lakers still needed an 18-5 4th quarter run to eek out a close 102-97 victory.

Although Kobe appears pleased to be playing in SoCal, thoughts of a trade may not be terminated yet. When asked about his earlier demands for a new location, Bryant replied, “I don’t get into that stuff.”

Just because he has no comment, it doesn’t mean he’s 100% sold on staying. So, there’s still hope for Bulls, Pistons, Kings, Mavericks, Suns and Knicks fans yet.

PARKER REACHED OUT & TOUCHED MODEL WITH TEXTING?: After first breaking word of their alleged affair, X17 ONLINE claims they have alleged exclusive text messages between Spurs star Tony Parker and French model Alexandra Paressant.

Some of the supposed, alleged correspondence from Tony to Alexandra (translated from French):

“I’m in Barcelona; call me when you get back”

“Come; I’m at the Park Hyatt”

“Are you coming or not? I would love to see you.”

And the two apparently aren’t just phone buddies. Alexandra’s “official” MySpace page has the “official” Tony Parker page as one of her top friends.

A spokesperson for Eva Longoria says the soap star’s hubby has not been led astray, calling the allegations “completely 100% false and untrue.”Meanwhile, Parker states to PEOPLE magazine, “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”

PARKER PUBLICIST: X17 AFFAIR RUMOR IS “100% UNTRUE“: TMZ.COM weighs in on Alexandra Paressant’s claim to X17ONLINE that she had an affair with Tony Parker. Parker and wife Eva Longoria assert flatly to the website that they’re victims of a golddigger.

Longoria: “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”

Parker: “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”

Longoria rep Liza Anderson to TMZ in a statement: “These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue. All high profile couples fall victim to these sorts of things in the course of their relationships. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety.”

This isn’t the first time Ms. Paressant has been caught up in controversy when it comes to the other sex. She sent shockwaves throughout the soccer world when she claimed her former boyfriend Ronaldinho, a Brazilian soccer star, was partying too much during the 2006 World Cup.

*WOW* THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG; TONY PARKER A CHEATER? Today’s bimbo who claims to have slept with a sports celeb is brought to you by X17ONLINE, which reports that someone named “Alexandra Paressant tells X17online exclusively that she had an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria!”

Paressant, who has also been with soccer player Ronaldinho, claims she boinked Tony Parker for a couple months “AFTER Eva and Tony’s big wedding — in fact, Alex and Tony MET AT EVA AND TONY’S WEDDING!!!”

X17online also supposedly has “samples of what she says are text messages with Tony exchanged at the end of September, just after the two slept together, Alex claims, at the Park Hyatt (where Eva and Tony and their wedding party stayed!).“OK, it appears we’ve reached our exclamation point quota for the day. *CAPS LOCK off*

EVA DESPERATE FOR KIDS, MAY BE LEAVING ‘HOUSEWIVES’: Tony Parker’s long national nightmare might be over. The Spurs star may finally get to plant his seed in his betrothed:

BUDDY TV delivers news that Eva Longoria is ready for motherhood, which may mean the “Desperate Housewives” star will walk from the show.Around the time Eva & Tony tied the knot, “Housewives” producers