Man Bikes 180 Miles For Sex With 15-Year-Old Girl

Cycling has never really been my thing, but it’s hard to ignore a story out of Scranton, Pennsylvania about a guy who rode his bike from Maryland to Scranton for the sole purpose of meeting and having sex with a 15-year-old girl. He’s a regular Lance Armstrong, this guy. Just much, much creepier.

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(I’m just assuming the guy’s bike looked like this)

26-year-old William Wagner’s “Tour de Statutory Assault” began in his hometown of Havre de Grace, Maryland, and continued 180 miles to a baseball field in Scranton. You might be shocked to learn that all of this was set up on MySpace. Wagner of course contends he thought the girl was 18.

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Sex Offending Ump Receives Prestigious Award

Being a Little League ump is a thankless job. You volunteer your time, are forced to don layers of heavy protective equipment while squatting in the hot sun for hours at a time, and are forced to listen to bratty kids and their jerk parents argue about your calls. That’s why it’s a big deal for an ump to finally get some appreciation by receiving an award. It’s just that usually the umps getting the awards aren’t convicted sex offenders.

Chris Hansen, To Catch a Predator

(Why don’t you have a seat, Mr. Barbero?)

A group of umpires in Torrington, Connecticut, are in hot water after giving Tom Barbero a lifetime achievement award despite his lurid past. Barbero was an umpire from 1970 to 1998 in the Babe Ruth League, which includes players between the ages of 13 and 15. Unfortunately, that’s the same age group Barbero was unable to “check his swing” with.

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