Shawne Merriman Popped For Choking Tila Tequila

Every now and then, you see a headline that pairs two famous people of such incongruous worlds that it takes two or three good looks at it before it even starts to make sense. Add in an arrest for assault, though, and all minds are blown.

Shawne Merriman Tila Tequila

(A match made in… well, it’s definitely not heaven.)

That’s where we are with the news out of San Diego today as Shawne Merriman, he of the ever-sunny disposition, just got arrested early this morning for battery and false imprisonment in a case involving Myspace’s very first starlet, Tila “Tequila” Nguyen. Seriously, that happened.

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Brady’s Babe Bumped From Maxim’s Hot 100 List

Guess Tom Brady doesn’t have it so great, after all. The Pats QB lost his chance at perfection. ESPN has it in for him & his team. But worse of all - he’s not even dating one of the world’s 100 hottest women.

Gisele Bundchen

(That’s right, Gisele - hang your head in shame)

The BOSTON HERALD’S INSIDE TRACK uncovers the shameful news that Brady’s babe Gisele Bundchen didn’t make the cut for this year’s Maxim Hot 100. (So, that’s why Derek Jeter never hooked up with her.)

With this disappointing revelation, along with the ongoing Spygate stuff, could this week get any worse for poor ol’ Tom?

Well, if Gissie wasn’t jiggy wit’ Maxim, just who was? (With pics even!)

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Roger Clemens Cuddled Up With Mindy McCready?

• Country singer Mindy McCready admits that she’s been randy with Roger Clemens for quite some time - starting back when she was just 15.

Mindy McCready Roger Clemens

Is it true? Well, Mindy’s mom confirms the connection.

• Just about a week after Danica Patrick tasted victory, Ashley Force is the latest hot motor mama to roll into the winner’s circle.

• A topless cyclist has been terrorizing and/or tantalizing a California town for some time now.

LeBron James has no time for a photo-op with a lowly fan like you.

• Who would’ve though that women’s collegiate track & field relays would be so violent. Thank goodness Allison Stokke sticks to pole vaulting.

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Hi School Coach On MTV ‘Bisexual’ Dating Show

HHR has a nice find in the DAYTON DAILY NEWS, which reported recently that a local Ohio high school football coach, Brandon “Bo” Kunkle, is appearing in a bisexually-themed dating show on MTV.

Brandon Kunkle Shot At Love Bisexual Dating Show

(Unfortunate facial hair, earrings, bisexual dating show. Perfect!)

The show centers on Myspace creation Tila Tequila. How the homosexual angle is shoehorned in there, we have no idea. As you might expect, Kunkle’s appearance on the show has caused quite a stir at the school where he coaches. Read more…