Melo’s DUI ‘Extreme’; ESPN’s Bondy Bans Obama?

Can’t wait for the day when the daughters of SEC coaches sing about us.

• Here’s all you wanted to know about Carmelo Anthony’sExtreme” DUI.

Carmelo Anthony LaLa Vasquez

At least his gal is enthusiastically standing by him.

• Sure looks like ESPN president George Bodenheimer wants to bar Barack Obama from his network.

• Golfers go under the knife: Tiger Woods needs his knee treated, while John Daly stomachs a muscle tear.

• Could next year’s T-Wolves tickets go for $1 a piece? That still seems a bit steep.

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Cause Of Tiger’s Sub-Par Performance: Bad Knees

It’s not like Tiger Woods to be cursing on the course and not winning The Masters. But we may now know why the golfer-formerly-known-as-Eldrick has been in such a funk:

Bad knees.

Tiger Woods standing with club

(The 7-iron doubles great as a walking cane)

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that Woods had arthroscopic surgery on his left knee to repair cartilage damage. He underwent the joint work on Tuesday in Park City, Utah.

Unfortunately, Tiger’s a few months late for Sundance - or really really early, depending on how long he plans on sticking around.

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Apparently Tiger Still Sometimes Flies Commercial

We’re stuck in the Charlotte airport after missing our connection to Miami last night, so we’re doing all we can to amuse ourselves this morning. Here’s Tiger Woods trying to help, call himself a “dumbass” at The Masters (via FAN IQ):


We know how he feels, after entrusting US Airways and American Airlines to our airport hotel travel schedule the past ten days.

Blog-O-Rama: Sharapova’s First Success On Clay

• The FLORIDA TIMES-UNION serves up news that Maria Sharapova is back in championship form, as she wins her first-ever title on clay.

Maria Sharapova holding trophy

And Maria’s prize - a lovely crystal 7-11 Big Gulp cup, good for one free refill.

• Speaking of a dirtier kind of Clay - with the Sonics having possibly played their last game in Key Arena, NOTTEN THIS LIFE looks to see where most Seattle fans fall in the Five Stages of Grief.

Darren Rovell of CNBC has an idea who Derrick Rose’s NBA agent will be - and it’s not LeBron’s bud.

• USA TODAY’s GAME ON combs through their 5 favorite NHL playoff beards.

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Tiger Woods Believes That He’s Such A Dumbass

I’m a little surprised this isn’t getting more play today, but it appears GOLFWEEK.COM is the only other publication on the Googles that heard what I heard yesterday on hole 15 of the Masters: Tiger Woods shouting “dumbass!” at himself after an errant tee shot.

Tiger Woods Creation Of Adam

Sorry, but I just think it’s pretty funny when the best golfer in the world shouts such a word at the most prestigious and uppity event of all. Just to (hopefully) prove I’m not hearing things, here’s what GOLFWEEK said (with video after the jump):

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Blog-Rainbow-Rama: Jake Long Is Looking Pretty

• DEADSPIN wants the Miami Dolphins to know what a colorful character they’ll be getting in potential 1st pick Jake Long.

Jake Long in drag

(Jake Long (r) feels pretty, oh so pretty)

• WITH LEATHER tickles their furry funny bone with these mascot bloopers.

• RANDBALL reveals that reading Tonya Harding’s website is as painful as a whack to the knee with a lead pipe.

• 100% INJURY RATE comes across some Republican speaker calling out Tiger Woods for some reason.

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