• David Warner of AOL FANHOUSE uncovers news that Tiffany May, the semi-clothed streaker at a recent U.S. Olympic qualifying match, will now be shedding her clothes for Playboy.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY (via THE DARTMOUTH) keeps both feet on the ground, as a future Big Green QB was almost killed by kitesurfing. But we suppose it could have been worse.

• KARE-TV reports that the ex-Vikings law-breaking trifecta is now complete. First Carl Eller, then Darrion Scott - now Onterrio Smith joins the jailbirds by getting cuffed for a DUI.

• THE ANGRY T finds some fashionable fillies breaking out the big hats at the Kentucky Derby.

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When young inebriated Tiffany May took to the pitch in Tampa to celebrate the land of her birth in roughly the same outfit of her birth, she also captured the hearts of this nation. (Well, not hearts. Lower. Lower. There.) Therefore, we could not be more thrilled to report her first known interview since the incident at the U.S./Honduras Olympic qualifier last week.

Ms. May explains her motivations, the hidden details, and why you may not be seeing her out of that bikini in a brief chat with HILLCREST ROAD, the official blog of the Kansas City Wizards. (Seriously, the official blog of an MLS team snagged the interview. Imagine MLB or the NFL putting up with that.)
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