UW Huskies Institute Season Ticket Communism

Freedom is under attack, ladies and gentlemen. It’s so obvious. What ever happened to the American way of going broke trying to afford things you don’t even need?

Washington cheerleaders
(Are those cheerleading outfits or superhero uniforms from the 1950s?)

Rather than letting season ticket holders’ bank accounts get overdrawn for the opportunity to watch horrible terrible awful only D-I by way of technicality great football, the University of Washington is instituting a program called “Dawgs Helping Dawgs.” In it, the UW is soliciting donations from its well-off season ticket holders for those who can’t afford them anymore. Those redistributing secret atheist* bastards!

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