Danica Patrick Sells Cells By Signing Man Boobs

Throughout her career as an Indy car driver Danica Patrick has picked up quite a few endorsements for somebody who has only won one race in a sport that not too many people care about. In fact, I’m guessing she’s better known for her commercials than she is as a driver due to the nature of a lot of the ads she’s done for Go Daddy. In her recent ad just in time for the Indianapolis 500, she’s pulled over for speeding by a cop who then goes on to strip off her clothes and dance on the hood of her car. Now there’s her latest ad, which features a lot of exposed breasts, though they’re not the kind you’re hoping to see.

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Patrick’s latest deal is with Boost Mobile, and in their new commercial she explains all the advantages of using Boost Mobile while signing some man boobs. If you haven’t eaten your lunch yet or are currently, you may not want to click that “Read more” link below this. Though if you hate yourself or are just one of those people who have to stare at car accidents hoping to see a severed limb lying in the road somewhere, well then do we have the video for you.

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Because Playing For The Padres Isn’t Bad Enough

It’s been a long season for the San Diego Padres, and with only 9 games left on the schedule, I’m sure the players are pretty happy they’ll soon be able to put 2008 behind them. Though, considering the amount of rookie call-ups the Padres have made in September, there are probably quite a few guys on the team that wish the season could go on a few weeks longer, because it might be the last time they ever see the big leagues.

(This is why Hooters never succeeded in San Francisco)

Well, thankfully there are always veterans around to make those rookies wish they never left Triple-A.

Yes, those are Padres rookies dressed as Hooters Girls. Don’t they look amazing?

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